I’d forgotten to mention it while I was gushing about my phone earlier, but then Aurélien mentioned he’d looked up the specs, and I suddenly remembered the one most important, most wonderful, most incredible feature: it has TETRIS. Not some naff, knocked-off clone – an actual, licensed version of Tetris. And it has a joystick to play it with!
No more bloody Snake for me, thank you very much. (Although it’s got that as well.)