The more observant/technically-minded/bored amongst you will have pieced together the following chain of logic:

  1. Chris writes all his website code in ASP.
  2. ASP only runs on Windows webservers.
  3. Chris now has an Apple PowerBook.
  4. Chris can’t test his website code (because he’s way too smart to try to test things on the live webserver).
  5. Chris isn’t working on this website. At all.

If you worked that all out for yourself, then give yourself a pat on the back. Because you’re absolutely right.